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Jokes SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

संताः मैं बहुत कंजूस हूं.
बंताः वह कैसे?
संताः मैं अकेले ही हनीमून पर चला गया और
आधे पैसे बचा लिए।
बंताः मैंने तो हनीमून के सारे पैसे बचा लिए।
संताः वह कैसे?
बंताः मेरा एक दोस्त जा रहा था तो मैने अपनी
पत्नी को उसके साथ भेज दिया।

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10 months ago

Santa:
Yaar Mujhe Koi Aisi Cheej Batao
Jo Khane Ki Ho Aur Bahut Femase Ho....
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Banta:

Yaar Fir To Tum Khao Vimal Paan Masala.
Jis Ke Dane Dane Main Hai Asli Kashmiri Kesar Ka Dam...!!

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10 months ago

पप्पू:-यार ! मैं जो भी काम शुरू करता हूं
मेरी बीवी बीच में आ जाती है ।
संता:-तू ट्रक चला कर देख,
शायद किस्मत साथ दे दे |

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1 year ago

Ek Bar Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath,
Facebook Pe Chat Kar Raha Tha, Usne Ladki Se Pucha
Santa: "BF Hai?"
Ladki: "Haan Hai."
Santa: "HD Me Hai Ya Mp4 Me?"
***Blocked***

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1 year ago

रिक्शेवाला - बस स्टॉप के 20 रूपए |
संता - सामान के क्या लोगे ?
रिक्शेवाला - सामान फ्री ले चलूँगा |
संता - ठीक है | सामान ले चल मै पैदल आता हु |

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1 year ago
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